HAMMOND: All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!
MALCOLM: But, John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists.
(Source: boomsadness)
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Facebook: Life & Death
- Erica: OMFG FACEBOOK ASKJHASDKJFHASDKSDHJSDF
- Me: I can't stand Facebook. I don't know why I still have one.
- Erica: BUT LYKE ASFHASDJKFSADFASFD
- Me: When was the last time you had a notification on your wall from someone?
- Erica: ASDAFHASDFASDASDFSDF
- Me (looking at her Facebook page): Look! All you have are Check-Ins by yourself! You either have to die or have a birthday to get any action on the Facebook wall.
(Source: lizdexia)
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Breaking Bad
S04E13 - Face Off
Cancer.
- Mother: I tested negative for the cancer gene.
- Me: Oh, neat. Maybe I should get one. How much was it?
- Mother: Out of my pocket, it was three-hundred-
- Me: - nope, fuck that. I'd rather die.
hahahaha fucking Carl.
(Source: caci-cakes)
Can we just acknowledge the stoic personality of Olive for just one second? (Taken with instagram)
scissorhands
- Kim: Hold me.
- Edward: I can't.
- Audience: SPONTANEOUS TEARS.
So I guess we order our paper from Dunder Mifflin now. (Taken with instagram)
(Source: infinitespocklove)
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